You in a heap o’ trouble, boy! Just how boneheadedly stupid can some people be?

Samuel Marquez, photo via Delco Times, because The Philadelphia Inquirer refuses to publish photos of criminals.

I have previously snarked that if a suspect has a neck or facial tattoo, he’s just automatically guilty, and Samuel Marquez has both. The neck tattoos are obvious, but if you look closely, you’ll see that he has two teardrop tats as well.

Teardrop tattoos have different meanings, none of them good, but we do not know what meaning Mr Marquez meant when he got them. But one thing is certain: facial and neck tattoos mean that the person who got them is just plain stupid.

A brake-check on the Blue Route led to a road-rage attack and stabbing, police say

Samuel Marquez was so upset that another driver brake-checked him, police say, he punched that man multiple times and stabbed him with a box cutter.

by Vinny Vella | Wednesday, September 9, 2026 | 12:37 PM EDT | Updated: 2:10 PM EDT

The near-fatal stabbing that took place on an entrance ramp to the Blue Route in Upper Merion on Saturday occurred when a Kensington man intentionally rear-ended another driver and then used two other vehicles he was traveling with to box the man in on an exit ramp, officials said Wednesday.

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You in a heap o’ trouble, boy! At some point it has to be asked: how stupid can people be?

Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22. Mugshot is a public record.

Bugs Bunny more than once said that he knew he should of made a right turn at ‘Albiquoikie,’ and it looks as though Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez should have done the same thing. Mr Gutierrez now has a rather serious problem, and he has this problem because he has the IQ of an enchilada.

Man shoots, kills cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier: police

by Bob Gambert | KABB | Tuesday, September 1, 2026 | 3:57 PM MDT | Updated: 4:01 PM MDT

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (KABB) — A New Mexico man was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing his cousin during an argument over whose plate of green chile enchiladas was hotter, according to authorities.

Ervin Joaquin Gutierrez, 22, was charged with an open count of murder in the Aug. 27 killing of 25-year-old Nathaniel Cavazos. . . . . Continue reading

Education bureaucrats gotta education bureaucrat!

The important paragraph was the seventeenth one down.

What my sadly late best friend used to call the Lexington Herald-Liberal gave readers this September 11th morning was a glowing story on Fayette County Public Schools interim Superintendent Bill Bradford, complete with a great photo of the man, as seen in the newspaper’s tweet about the story shown to the right, handsome, broad-shouldered, looking like he came to the schools from the Police Department. The article told us all the good that he would do, and very little that he had actually done. I suppose that’s not much of a surprise.

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Hold them accountable! No one is above the law, our good friends on the left said. That should include those who break our immigration laws, and those who enable them.

We reported on Tuesday how many law enforcement agencies in Kentucky were cooperating with Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and now we’re seeing some of the same in the Keystone State. The activists are, of course, thoroughly incensed:

“We don’t need our local police enforcing federal law. It is not their job and has proven time and again to harm public safety,” said Jasmine Rivera, executive director of the Pennsylvania Immigration Coalition. “ICE and billionaires profiting off federal contracts are making billions of dollars from kidnapping our people. They are terrorizing families and attacking our neighbors who are literally building our communities. We don’t need $240 billion of our tax dollars to go to ICE and [U.S. Customs and Border Protection]; we need that money to make education, healthcare, and housing affordable.”

It wasn’t that long ago that our good friends on the left were telling us that “no one is above the law,” during their efforts to put then-former President Donald Trump in jail. Now, returned to office, Mr Trump agrees with that statement, and is enforcing our immigration laws, and shazamm! the left are trying to say that illegal immigrants should be above the law! Continue reading

Kentucky is not a sanctuary state! But if candy Andy Beshear had his way, we probably would be.

While we continually see the so-called “sanctuary” cities and counties trying to frustrate federal enforcement of our immigration laws, at least parts of Kentucky are doing their jobs! And while the Lexington Herald-Leader’s editorial orientation is toward the left of the political spectrum, reporter Beth Musgrave’s article is politically neutral.

Report: Kentucky immigration arrests soar as more police ink agreements with ICE

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Obligatory Lindsay Clancy post

The jury!

Fr Chris Vorderbruggen wrote, on Twitter:

You have a say in how God will judge you. Not because you can excuse your sins, change His law, or save yourself, but because Jesus warns that the measure you use against another human being will be measured back to you. Every merciless judgment should make us tremble.

The Lindsay Clancy case has made me contemplate this, not primarily because of the case itself, but because of what our reactions to it reveal about us. This is not about determining her legal responsibility or pretending that evil does not matter. The children matter. Truth matters. Justice matters. But this is about you and me.

I have watched people speak of her as a monster, a demon, evil incarnate, or a human being beyond redemption. No Christian has the authority to declare a living soul beyond the reach of God’s grace.

Let me make it perfectly clear: I believe that Mrs Clancy deserves to be found guilty and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. I give no credit to insanity or diminished capacity claims, and we need, all states need, a “Guilty but Insane” verdict possibility. Whether Miss Clancy was out of her mind or not, those three innocent children are still dead. Continue reading

That thing that never happens has happened again That internet thingy Al Gore invented, the thing that was supposed to make us all smarter? It sure looks like it has made people more stupid!

A homosexual activist named Randon Sprinkle? I just had to check, but as far as I could find, it is his real name.

Ex Democratic staffer sentenced to 10 years for distribution of child sexual abuse material

Gwyndolyn Miles, Richmond Times-Dispatch | Thursday, September 3, 2026

RICHMOND — The former democratic political strategist charged with child sex crimes has been sentenced to 10 years in prison, according to the Department of Justice.

Randon Alexander Sprinkle, 31, of Richmond, was convicted on charges of distribution of child sexual abuse material. The DOJ reported that Sprinkle pled guilty on April 23. Continue reading

You in a heap o’ trouble, boy!

So, a man who had managed to keep a clean record himself was hanging around previously convicted felons, and has now been sentenced to five years of three-hots-and-a-cot. Normally I would include the criminals mugshot, something the Lexington Herald-Leader will not do, but the internet search for this fine gentleman’s mugshot turned up images of more than one person, and I cannot be certain which one is this new guest of the federal government.

Man sentenced to prison time for buying guns later used in Kentucky violent crimes

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Denial is not just a river in Egypt Jill Biden says she's still clueless about her husband's condition

The Democrats used a picture of a smiling, robust-looking Joe Biden in their tweet proclaiming President Biden the winner of the debate, but their problem is that he was exposed as not robust, but a faltering and confused elderly man who is visibly sinking into dementia. Even The New York Times couldn’t hide the truth:

A Fumbling Performance, and a Panicking Party

President Biden’s shaky, halting debate performance has Democrats talking about replacing him on the ticket.

by Peter Baker | Thursday, June 27, 2024 | Updated: Friday, June 28, 2024 | 2:35 AM EDT

President Biden hoped to build fresh momentum for his re-election bid by agreeing to debate nearly two months before he is to be formally nominated. Instead, his halting and disjointed performance on Thursday night prompted a wave of panic among Democrats and reopened discussion of whether he should be the nominee at all.

Well, that was then, and this is now, slightly over two years later, and everything has been settled out. Millions of words have been written, including more than a few on this site, as well as Jake Tapper’s and Alex Thompson’s tell-nothing book claiming that they just didn’t know. Continue reading