A hat tip to Sister Toldjah! Venezuela has run out of toilet paper TV TOPICSMAY 17, 2013BY: MARGARET MINNICKS According to USA Today on May 17, Venezuela has run out of toilet paper. Venezuelans can find paper towels and paper napkins, but they can’t find toilet paper in any supermarket. Venezuelans are scrounging around for toilet paper because supermarkets throughout the country [...]
Archive of posts filed under the Humor category.
Country music and babes? What could be better?
Of course, it’s not just Fox News; I’ve noticed that CNN and the Weather Channel babes are rockin’ the miniskirts and f(ornicate) me heels these days as well.
Let’s Help Jesse Jackson Jr Replace His Rolex Fund Drive
My electronic friend and sometime TFSJ commenter Gretchen had expressed her sympathy for former Representative Jesse Jackson (D-IL): For your WHO CARES? File: Jesse Jackson Jr/wife scrambling to make ends meet.suntimes.com/news/sneed/185… — GretchenInOK (@GretchenInOK) March 11, 2013 I did express my sympathy, and Gretchen came up with an absolutely fantabulous idea: @dana_tfsj Your generous spirit [...]
Karmic Justice: Congressional hearing on global warming cancelled due to snowstorm.
It just doesn’t get any better than this! Congressional global warming hearing canceled due to D.C. snowstorm March 6, 2013 | 6:52 am Erica Martinson reports that the House hearing on global warming has been canceled this morning, due to the snowstorm that struck Washington D.C. last night. The House Science, Space and Technology Committee [...]
Liberal “Logic” Befuddles Me – But It Provides Laughter – Unfortunately THEY VOTE
One of Rush’s Bottom of the Barrel Low Information Voter Liberals Letter to the Editor Goes Viral For Its Stupidity February 15, 2013 A letter to the editor sent to the Carteret County News-Times spread like wildfire around the internet. After being reposted on the Fox News Facebook page it received over 4,000 comments according [...]
Could this be what happened?
We know that in the 1976 remake of King Kong, the mammoth monkey climbs the South Tower of the World Trade Center. There, accosted by men with flamethrowers, the gigantic gorilla — and I hope you appreciate these efforts at alliteration — leaps across to the North Tower. Could it possibly be that the twin [...]
I knew it all along!
Back when my darling bride (of 33 years, 7 months and 21 days) and I were in college, we used to play Advanced Dungeons & Dragons with Jim and Becky. It would be at their apartment or ours, with plenty of food and drink available. And so it was that I recognized instantly from where [...]
Your Editor, belching hydrocarbons into the atmosphere!
We got 4½ inches of snow in beautiful Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania, today. Your Editor had thought that he would manage to keep the snowfall to a dusting by having prepared the snow-blower in advance: pumping up the low tires, fueling the machine, and starting it last night, before the snow was supposed to begin. Our [...]
Pee-Pee Obama
(Actually Beer) Glen Beck Expressing his First Amendment Rights through ART. BTW, The Libs are upset with this. http://godfatherpolitics.com/8310/obama-in-pee-pee/
